Do you hear this isht
Music isnt what it used to be, it seems the more dumb down
we can talk
- Shorty Imma buy you a drink
-
Shorty
let me smack that
-
Call
you my shorty
-
She’s
a TIN (ten)
It’s widely exceptable, I mean let’s face it, labels cater
to 13-21 year olds providing what they want to hear in that age group. RELATING to your audience is what it’s
about, and the buying / downloading public seems to be 13-21. Let’s include this
also, the South is winning, and winning BIG, in large numbers by soundscans
account.
I guess if ignorance produces hits, then let the flood gates
open.
Thank god for some out of the box thinkers: T.I., Outkast,
Ludacris, David Banner.
But ultimately, it sucks, there I said it, I wouldn’t say
I’m hatin’, but honestly its text book isht. It’s almost like bad grammar is the fad, the worse you can
speak and sound it’s accepted. The
ironic part of all this is that I now reside in the south, a northener in the
south and I have a pre-production studio that takes in every crab ass wanna be
so called thug in town. One day I’m gonna have to post an audio clip or even a video of them
recording. I’ve never seen people
talk so much isht about laying a track down, then, when it comes to lay it
down, they screw up every line in matter of minutes, the funny part, THEY WROTE
THEIR OWN RAP.
It’s beyond me when they say “HOW YOU THINK DAT SOUND”. To there face, it’s ahhite,
it’s cool, but in my head, I’m saying – Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you suck
like a 5 year old on a lollypop mang, UPS is hiring.
I ask myself sometimes, “DO THEY HEAR THIS ISHT’ they
saying, do they really believe this, are you really serious. I gotta tell this story, I actually had
a brother group (2 brothers) come in to do a song, a SOULJA BOY type song if
you will, the song was entitled “Ho, get out my face” I kid you not
Would you believe, they actually argued over a part in the
song that the younger brother messed up on, the line went something like
this “Bitch! You a trick, all you get from me is dick”, the older
brother yelled and said “Naw Bo, isss “Trick bitch, all you get is the
dick”. This argument lasted
over 20 minute ending in them asking me “Which one sound better”
(long pause here so that yall can take this in and imagine
the look on my face when I was asked this ignorant ass question)
In closing the song was finished, 2 16 bar verses (not even 3 verses, lazy
bitches) a mix of a total of 8 audio files (one 2 track of a pre-recorded
Fruity Loop beat, 1-lead vocal, 1-background vocal, and 4-adlib vocals going
YULLLLLLLLLLLLL, whatever da f*&$ that suppose to mean) and it’s on myspace now. Want to hear
something funny, I take pride in what I do, and my sister-in-law came by with
her new boyfriend, me and him conversed a bit, first time I’ve met him actually
and I let him hear some new joints
I had done that he said were out of this world, I then proceeded to tell him
about these guys, I let him here the song. Tell me why after he says my stuff is “OUTTA THIS WORLD” he
asks for a copy of their song to pump in his car. I
shook my head in disbelief and said to myself “It’s a business, It’s business”
Britney Spears
O.k., yall know she lost her children to K-Fed right, how
many feel sorry for her ?
(believe me Im not waiting to see who raises there hands)
homegirl is buggin out hard, drinking, partying extra hard,
the no panty incident (thanks Paris) and lets not forget the therapy she was
suppose to get.
Anyway, as much as I didn’t like K-Fed for anything else, he
actually is setting a better precedent for his children that Britney has, then
again, it could be since he HAS NO career, all he has is time to spend on his
kids. In a nutshell (ha ha, that’s
funny) I think Britney’s a
nutshell right about now, I hope she gets it together, the general public loves
to see a trainwreck as long a they are not on the train, but a major return
could mark the best comeback since Michael Jackson performed “Billie Jean” at
MOTOWN 25.
Honorable mention to make a comback: Whitney Houston
Is Hip Hop, Hip Hop anymore
I mean really, is it about skill or is it about the track,
is it about marketability of the artist, one thing is clear, it’s not about HIP
HOP. Commentary has been lossed,
even word play and lyrical witiness, don’t get me wrong, bragging and cockiness
is what it’s about and you have to own who you are as a artist, but teach
something, a small thing.
THE PRODUCAH
All you aspring producers out there, here’s a tidbit to get
you motivated
“Don’t listen to all the bullshit you hear, do you” . The worse thing you could do learning
production is following EVERY guideline someone else tells you. Their premise may not pertain to your
particular set up, therefore how could there method help you !. In the age of Fruity Loops to
MPC, the age old question has always been “ What piece of gear should I buy”,
“which computer should I get mac or pc”, and let’s not forget the ubiquitous “Should I buy Pro-Tools”. 9th wonder
the producer of
“Little Brother” used Fruity Loops, also he tracked for “Destiny’s Child”. DJ Premier, better known as PREMO,
still uses an MPC60 because he likes the limit of the seconds he can sample,
his motto “It forces you to be more creative with less”. I agree with this method as
having the wholey grail of gear will never make you be Quincey Jones or Trent
Reznor, but moreso a mediocre musician who spent way too much money or just
simply in debt. Still
a user myself of the old G4 Macintosh tower I’ve been taunted to purchase a
newer model, though my money could not be placed aside for such a purchase
(I feel my mortgage is more important) after doing research
on what I would have to buy in order to keep up with the “JONES’S” to total
actually grew beyond what a newer model would cost. Since I run Digital Performer and Pro-Tools (I’m
not telling you to go buy these sequencers, it’s just what I use) I would have
had to upgrade my soundcards
(MOTU & DIGIDESIGN) , new cabling, transferring of files
(and hope to god it’s able to read in the newer version) not to mention, DVI
connection on the newer G5’s to my analog VGA. By the time you total this UPGRADE it had far more exceeded
to price of a simple computer upgrade alone, and now ask yourself WHY?
Can you do with your existing system the same thing you
would do with a newer one ?
Does creativity diminish if you never upgrade to the newest
thing?
Do you believe if you purchase every new piece that says
“IT”S BETTER THAN” people or your
clients will like you more?
No matter how you look at it, as a producer your creativity
is the key, your orchestration is at your fingertips, your arrangement is where
you decide to place it. Notice,
none of that took any gear, so that oughtta tell you where the most PRICELESS
piece of gear lies.
For those who didn’t get it, it’s ya BRAIN, use it, the
possibilities are endless, unless you do drugs, then it’s cloudy and fogged up.
CRISS ANGEL is
the isht mang --- just had to say that MIND FREAK, love that show
Just stop it
Ever hear your favorite artist comeback from a hiatus and
anticipate their new music with open arms, they play it, you get into it, you
gawking at the video, your noticing what new clothes they have on, if they
gained weight or how skinny they have gotten, and before you know it the song
is done. Now at
that moment, you like the song cause you havent seen your favorite artist in a
long time, but it plays on the radio, the announcer BIGS it up, “AND NOW, THAT
NEW JOINT, RIGHT HERE FIRST ON (fill in your station)”..
Now ask yourself, are you CLOSELY listening to the song, or
has your senses been subliminally been diffused , cause if you ask me ( I love
her yall don’t get me wrong) is it me or is Alicia Keys voice cracky in her new
song “NO ONE”. Also, it isnt
groundbreaking or shattering, I mean really babygirl can play on my keys any
day (at the studio yall) but that joint is not that HOT to me. Keisha Cole
joint is HOT, but man, recycled beats seem to never go outta style do
they. Seems to me the only person
who got it right was JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, you hear that isht man, the beats the
production, the writing it’s great. Timberland had the right idea, hip hop is boring, the beats are to
simple, monotinous and repitious, yet duke come from left field with his isht
and wins BIG, JUSTIN, NELLY FURTADO, 50 well…. That “AYO TECHNOLOGY” is a
little reachin’ but it’s catchy.
Ahhhh-ite yall, hit me with some feedback, let me know what
you think, what are your opinions, what are your thoughts, do you feel the same
way, or do you think I called FOUL.
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